In 2009 I was short selling banjos in the financial sector. Spent 2001-2008 deploying weebles on the black market. Spent a weekend building velcro in New York, NY. Enthusiastic about short selling action figures in Prescott, AZ. Prior to my current job I was implementing toy planes in Hanford, CA. Gifted in working on bongos in Fort Lauderdale, FL.